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selfish chic [2x LP]

by whiff trophy

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check gotta deliver rhymes like myself an shit cheeto river guy makes his choice gotta deliver rhymes like myself an shit cheeto river guy makes his choice cheeto river guy makes his choice i can deliver rhymes, it's just... fetch that cheeze outta your pool noodle and vote cheeto river guy makes his choice amazed he didn't blow up your boys cheeto river guy makes his choice selfish chic a good-lookin bitch non-binary specific amazed he didn't blow em up selfish chic get credit for these edits get yourself a selfish chick trans-humanoid coronavirus amazed he didn't blow up your mind's eye and ears coronavirus put your ear to it do you read me? do you love me and leave me? that would be so sick looking to get selfish chic get yourself selfish elf looking to get selfish chic grab em by the selfish chic selfish chick a good-lookin' bitch non-binary, if i get specific i got my credits for these edits trans-human on a tight bank roll i still carry metal coin, married to the material all one's not quite the gist of it, is it? get yourself selfish chic looking to get selfish chic get yourself selfish chic looking to get selfish help get yourself a selfish chick get it for yourself selfish chic i invite you to experience the excellence of selfish chic looking to get selfish chick feel the wealth of it selfish chic man, doesn't that feel healthy? i can deliver rhymes, it's just always tripping over my teeth like thus tongue's too big for my mouth just my mouth selfish chick cheeto river guy makes his choice looking to get selfish chic that's why you gotta grab em by the pussydick, y'all right? lookin to get ya selfish chic looking to get selfish chic put em in the highest metaphorical office grab em by the pussy lowest orifice selfish chic cheeto river guy makes his choice amazed he didn't blow up your boys i'm not a cultural theorist but i am a participant y'all act like you don't understand the gemini energy green light for thing happening in my country? you knew you wanted to be that crew can't believe he got elected? slapping me, punching me shit it's like i'm you're drunk offa this bullshit it's like a whole cult of soulless antagonists of course i can rap like that no cause, hapless, ramblin i'd rather make a club song though but my shit is all over the map true power is kindness ahhh it's hard to spit out makes me sick political shit i feel it's nice to meet you i think we can change the world together i think i'll chance it change the world together
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star life theory get it, hold on star life theory get it hold on star life theory get it
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did you wanna hear me sing or did you not wanna?
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Nastéy 15:36
Vanity Fair? More like vanity circus! You think your fancy clothes can get beneath These hand-me-down genes? I think Uranus has more to do with love affairs Than anything material We gotta keep it weirder now Pick up the fork and shovel up the poo Your PC litany inspires hari-kari more than artistic sensibility You'd rather play favorites Than let things regulate Praise and criticism go down the same drain That's what Georgia O'Keefe said My Home and Garden, for starters, aren't You smell like a fart Old broccoli Sorry, not I'd rather keep it hot round my trousers Got the power No doubt About it Ill Nowhere together Don't work together Nowhere together No work Don't work together Don't Don't work together Nowhere together Nowhere together No Keep it together Yeah Who you doing deals with in the dark? Who you trading upwards for my love? Who you making trades with in the dark? How deep in the basement is your love? Heard you got called up the board They said that you were like a sword I didn't say a word Who you shaking down on the curb? Claude? Is he cool? I heard he's got a tattoo Oh, he's got a few They're not on his face, are they? Mom, you got a tattoo on your face Don't play, that's just a little bit of pastry Nah, it's just cause the song is slow Cause it's for old folks Like Ho Ho Ho Scribbledy-dibble Let me try to throw it down on the track to make it worth somethin' Try to come outta the dirty south with a slow mouth? That's not allowed I do gotta throw down on the track when I can Hope the DJ would keep the beat spinnin' But I got a feeling it's gonna die Cause I know I'm Cause I made this track and I didn't drag it out that far yet Cause it's already fuckin' 10 minutes Y'all wouldn't wanna hear me rap anyway I mean, you probably did, but They keep telling me I got nothing to say Except whiff trophy Glory, glory, hallelujah... Nah, see, fuckin all That.. Man On the very simple beat Cause I wanna meet ya I wanna prove that I got the skills to rhyme in the present tense I don't wanna keep you in suspense If I know I got the back I'm not gonna come with the wack Dig it I don't wanna call my name out But I do wanna shout So what you want me to shout about? You? I can Yeah, I can shout about everything about you I can barely move I just wanna stand and look at you Oh, how many points ya got? A million and two? I can cruise Oh yeah Don't think I forgot about rappin' Don't think I fell asleep I just like the Kreep Them's my peeps You see? I just live on the beat light In the dark with my eyes closed I don't wanna impose too much about myself I just wanna soumersault in the astral realm Do go tell bout it if ya felt it I love the way you paint I think everything about you resonates That's why it's so hard to dance Cause I dance so good But I gotta come back with the rappin Cause I rap so good too Haha throwdown, right? Craklin' the mic like Nikky do Pour it on Dwight, white anatomy I think in hindsight we'll all think everything that was best was flattery Possessed to a higher level Feeling the, you know, the whole Hero's Journey thing I just wanna make you dance in the dark But I know you can't take your eyes off the spark inside Of diet lightning Try it Tonight Put your hands on your hips Put your hands on my lips Can I feel you with my fingertips in the dark Are you a shark on Wall Street? How many points you got? You got more than me? Can I have two or three? Trying to get a house for my family If you help my dream come true, what my s'posed to do for you except touch your breasts in the dark? Hark, the herald angels sing The herald angels sing hark in the dark Hip-hop Stay tuned
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Just be patient You can be patient C'mon Hello Check me out Check hello Check me out Gotta walk you into my arms with my voice, don't I? In order for your to affirmitively appoint I Mind over matter Flattered Does your mom polish cutlery in the dark morning before Thanksgiving I call that living Waking up on that morning lumpy Humping a dumpster Mind over matter Flattery Step inside my vocabulary I always do freestyles cause I spent so much time dialing in the track Trying to make it not sound wack But I know ya wanna hear my voice That's why I'm coming hard on track five I got my count Count, count, count... Round up, drop a firm rhyme on it You better step to the mic, honky Sorry, not sorry I say it again later on in the record I'm just trying to step up like my heroes did And if I'm gonna grab the electricity I'd better have something to say right? Let's talk about being white Let's talk about, let's talk about loving hip-hop Let's talk about Like my heat making the rhymes drop non-stop Nah nah nah nah nah I don't know what I'm doing I just listened to you And you told me about the real life and elf life Quick Brought it into focus It sounded good cause you said it the dopest It had that rhyme and all and then the backing track was wild And I just really bit on to it Sa-la-la-la-la-lon Ramble on The harnigle, harnigle, harnigle Little bit of harnigle South harnigle Philly bit onto it As I was coming from a place of power Even though I didn't establish that I'm still recipient I'm just trying to cope with that Again, we can talk about counting But we can also talk about throwing down Cause I know how to do both Don't choke on my words before we get absurd deep into long-ass songs Whiff trophy coming to you strong Say so long to the whole day I encourage you to lay back in the cut Roll one up, and just be my bud Drop a little roller more rhyme on you Tripping over my tongue like I do Welcome to selfish chic I hope ya dig it
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NGMM 03:51
Not gonna, might maybe I guess it's just that I really don't know Fight or just be patient Now that oppressors wrote the ancient scrolls My hero said that culture is not my friend But I was born in music I was born in music I was born in music Culture's not my friend Strange sentiment Music made me feel real Music made me feel alive Strange sentiments Fight or just be patient Culture's not my friend What strange sentiments What am I supposed to do? If not you? I put time into the things I do But I'm so dumb I just wanna make you cum What am I supposed to do if all i wanna do is you?
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all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you you, you all i wanna do all i wanna do is slap that beat inside you do, do all i wanna do is you get inside me all i wanna do is you get inside me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you you don't know me you don't don't don't don't don't know me i think you'll find everything you'll seek you're fine just like me all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you get inside all i wanna do is you tonight i need it you you don't know me you don't don't don't don't don't know me i think you'll find everything you'll seek you're fine just like me kick all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you you you don't know me you don't don't don't don't don't know me i think you'll find everything you'll seek you're fine just like me all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you all i wanna do is you
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Sup? Sup? Sup? Talk talk Talk talk talk Talk talk Check Hello hello Hello hello Are you there? It's me What are you up to? Me What are you up to?
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Yoy yoy Yah How much you got? A lot Say you Gott Material? Let me pick sum up Say you've Gott Material Pick some up How much you got? How much you got? Let me put something up Say you got material Let me pick something up How much you got? Sounds like how much you got Say you got material Stuff So how much you got? Sounds like too much to be Gott Material Say you Gott Material? Let me pick some up How much you got? Sounds like too much That's a lot Got too much stuff It became too much How much you got? Let me pick some up
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N.Q. (SABx1) 07:35
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FOXP2 02:29
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That vibe slime don't float Try Sordid assortment of sorrey sarty savvy sarry sorry individuals What? Dih-dih Is that language, yeah? Sordid assortment Of sorta-sorry individuals Doing their best Check Doing their best check What the heck What if the check don't bounce? Gonna sell an ounce? Gotta rap, tight Sordid assortment of sorry starty individuals Splippin' Splippin like a hot egg Did you spit it? Wasn't written by nikky dwight Sordid assortment of sorta sorry individuals Doing their best not to live their life on the minimal Doing the shit that you see on the digital Doing that shit believin it's not real I'm in here bombing kids like my name was Isreal My friend wrote these 8 bars before his daily cereal He woke up, I inspired him The rest is historical, write it Put this shit down like it was biblical Comes in cyclical, makes your ear flip Does it not? Gotta keep talking on the beat cause It's not as hot as you thought What?! Shit man, I put a lotta work in You better put a lotta twerk in, if you wanna get the most of it Shit, I'm not trying to pose like I knew something other folks didn't know It ain't like that I'm just sayin I throw it down on the track like this What? Sike! Ain't nobody here to hear me rock the mic But I do it anyway I'm facing the North, right, cause that's my direction that I'm supposed to do because of the time that I was born Just follow along with it, it's fine I'm not trying to flip your mind into anything else other than it would've been had you not heard the rhyme I'm just trying to speed it up so I can save you the time Nikky dwight Have a great summer Hope it wasn't a bummer I could rap about mine, but but You could rap about yours too I wish you would come through and lay it down Summer hats summer rhyme twice Supported sorry assortment of individuals Sorta what Doing their best not to live life on the minimal Doing the shit you see on the digital what Out here doing that shit believin it ain't real, but It is, like them Israeli kids getting bombed so I can get along in the dark What? Turn on the light Oh, nice bombs My friend wrote these bars before the cereal I wonder if he had the same kind that I eat in my house Captain crunch? Captain slam dunk It's called Wheaties, right? $800 box of cereal, and I wanna get five The thing I learned about rapping about Alright, I'll say something for real Like, I love Kanye I'm just gonna shout him out in the track That dude rapped about wanting material, and it was cool cause he said it in a funny way But it wasn't a joke, see? Guess he looked at the screen, he could understand the way that things were arranged I can look down at this and say one, two, three, four, five But how can I like you if you listen to it? I just making it for me Six, seven, eight, nine, see? Have a great summer
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The Enb 02:30

about

cheeto river guy

take that cheeze doodle
outta your pool noodle
and vote

x

[maybe i'm a little late on the election thing]

i put that work in
u better put that twerk in



this is the late summer -> fall/early winter 2020 record.
for priscilla ermel & ONP atl

DF! Grab Your Ticket

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i'm not sure what this album is. i worked on it for 6 months.
for some stupid reason it seemed like it would be cool to make pretty long songs with samples that i immediately thought sounded "cheesy" while previewing them. that was a "mistake" i'll never make again (can you imagine listening to these songs like 30 or more times trying to get them "okay enough"?! it's madness.) i am glad i did it like that though cause it's all part of the process.

this record was made during the political scorched earth of the second half of 2020 in the USA. two scumbuckets running for the highest office in the nation, one of which, the incumbent!!!! being aggressively reprehensible, the other, NOT MUCH BETTER! but BETTER, mind you, better. i think he's growing. not the former - he's digging in. funny how 65 million americans voted for him again anyway! it's terrifying. it feels a little better now, but i'm still very suspicious. that's why i wanted to make this album that feels waaaaaay like too much. it's forbidding and difficult to penetrate. there are entry points for sure, but they are well-guarded by sentinels of neglect and unpleasantness. why did i do this? because i had to. it's how it feels to be in this world. love is a snake your mom's boyfriend beheads in an overgrown suburban yard while an alcoholic meth-head unconsciously punches out the windows of the last small businesses in town. i could look for the silver lining. i found it and put it in. can you find it? i'm allowed to do this cause WHIFF TROPHY. i'll stop when i feel like.

good luck, friends and thanks for stoppin by

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released December 21, 2020

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