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this track is about how sexual attraction doesn't adhere to moralistic or political affiliations (and thus exposes one of MANY absurdities within them). it's okay to humorously sing about how damn sexy my cousin is! you wouldn't disagree if you saw her WOWOWOWOWOW

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ready set go,
dry as a bone
ready set go,
dry as a bone
deck you out in this

when i go to chicago
it feels pretty close to the feeling of freakin a ho
names named
thou art not the man
put the blame on
who hot
oh boy oh blimey my wordy
how’d it get so quick to so dirty
girl let me pause a minute
put a clip up in it
cause this freaky flow got your virginal worth in it didnt it
oh dud or did i stud ya
purr of the cosmic church
minister administer infinite dick
mr. richard nixon
deep throat wasn’t it
dick cosmic church
infinite dick obvious
infinite birth cosmic church
dud or did i stud ya
minister administer dick
mr. richard nixon
deep throat wasn’t it
you a cute little cutter in a wool shirt
are you trying to look like my cutest cousin
how could i not contemplate putting more love in her
she was doing alright already
but lordy she was probably a chorus girl and a cum-guzzling slut
even on sundays cause she know “God” is a phallus
refresh my memory
guts and butts no objection come on up come on up

immaculate conception is boring
i’m a horny mortal over you girl
wish i could believe in birthing shortcuts
cosmic church minister administer dick
mr. richard nixon deep throat wasn’t it
cuz up girl in a wool shirt
cut trying to do my like chest cause you’re cute
i wanna put my dick between her breasts
boobies
she was doing alright already by lord
she was probably a chorus girl and a cum-guzzlin slut
and a cum-guzzlin cum-guzzlin slut
she was guzzlin up cum
she was dripping cum out of her butt
god is a dick refresh my memory rite
guts and butts no objection come on up
immaculate conception skeet skeet it’s boring
when i’m that horn-hole

she knows god is a dick
refresh my memory rite
guts and butts no objection
coming up it was enough just being friends to fuck
let me get inside ya my cutest cousin
uhhh
pressed down close to the
ground
or was it
i could’ve written more right

thou art not the man was scrawled in that weird cursive weird cursive scribble on the wall heard
uh what obviously i am the man obviously
cause i laid a plan down to get in your girl’s panties right
ahhh put your hands up
what i was about to drop the N-bomb
incest
but my name is nik so maybe i better put that on my own grave
here lies nik, laid as a motherfucker
dead off that pussy yall
dig his southern drawl
kanye put him on the track
that nik made what
kanye rappin over that whiff trophy shit
heard it yeah and it was dope right
when i go to chicago to pick my cut of the dough
feels pretty close to the feeling of freakin a ho
goodbye i love you
don’t go for too long

oh boy oh blimey my wordy
how’d it get so quick to getting so dirty
girl let me pause a minute and put a clip in it
the freaky flow got your virginal worth in it
uh dud or did i stud ya heard
dud or did i get your birdy curd
goodbye i love you
don’t go for too long
goodbye i love you
oh boy blimey my wordy
how’d it get so quick to getting so dirty
girl let me pause this
let’s getcha girl i’m workin
did i get your curves burnin
yeah dud or did i stud ya
dick infinite dick mr. richard nixon
deep throat wasn’t it
when i go to chicago

deep throatin
that’s my homeland
yeah let me join the band
deep throat
put your scrotum in my eye socket rite
i better just look the other way
scrotum clang scrotum claim

couple more bars for my finest cousin
aw girl i wish i could squeeze your butt
i wish i could push your buttons
i wish i could put my love in ya
cuz you’re so beautiful
my cutest cousin
i know, it’s my confession
my cutest cousin
my cutest cousin
i don’t even care
cause you’re that fine girl
cause you’re that fine
girl you’re my cutest cousin
i just wanna push your buttons
i don’t even care
i don’t care how many people know
cause you’re that fine girl
you’re my cutest cousin
i just wanna hug ya
you’re my cutest cousin
i love ya
you’re my cutest cousin
ohhhh yah
girl you’re my cutest cousin
ohhh
you’re my cutest cousin

i had to sing this song playa
cousin
i had to get this down
cousin
i gotta love ya
i gotta love ya on the track
cause that’s the only way i can touch ya
you’re my cutest cousin
that’s all
cutest cousin
oh
let me be spectacle

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from Shut Up, I'm Trying to Be Cool!, released September 2, 2022

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